I fucking hate my sales page [Or How to Write a Sales Page When You’re Stuck]

And I don’t really know why I hate it!

I mean I’d like to have one so I don’t have to explain all the little details of how my program works and that bit could already be done.

Maybe it’s because no sales page could EVER explain the full impact of what I take my 1:1 clients through.

And maybe it’s because I’m always growing and changing and as soon as I’ve written something it’s not true anymore because I’ve moved on.

But I suspect it’s something else, even though those things are part of it.

It’s the part of me who’s studied how to write good sales pages and sell offers.

That part that thinks I ‘should’ add lots of bonuses and ‘create urgency’ and I KNOW that stuff works, but it just makes me wanna barf!

If I try to do that it feels like I’m trying to trick people into signing up with me and I KNOW I DON’T NEED TO!

Because my coaching program is EXACTLY what MY clients need right now.

The ones who are BURNING with the desire to bring their soul’s gift to the world and yet they’re not doing it for whatever reason.

They might be NEARLY doing it. They might be TRYING to do it. But they’re not and they’re DONE with not doing it.

And THEY bring the urgency! They NEED to do their soul’s work with their soulmate clients AND make money with it RIGHT NOW!

They can’t wait a moment longer.

And they don’t need bonuses because the program is EVERYTHING.

It’s DEEP mindset work.

It’s healing core wounds.

It’s energetic shifting.

It’s stepping into the POWER of who you are.

It’s finding the CONFIDENCE to sell the shit out of the offer you KNOW is life-changing for your clients and yet somehow right now DOUBT your ability to sell.

Doubt that the world GETS why they need it.

It’s the ‘marketing’ which is actually just showing up in your message every day except together we figure out EXACTLY what that means for you – no vague airy-fairy ‘just get in alignment and go with the flow’ crap.

It’s creating the offers from your soul.

It’s making the sales in a way that works for you.

EVEN if that’s a sales page! Even though I can’t write my own Godamn sales page I CAN and HAVE helped clients sell their first coaching programs with a sales page that brought clients to calls READY to buy!

It’s TWO intensives, weekly calls AND total access to me on messenger for 12 weeks!

I could probably take some of that stuff out and call it a bonus, but what the fuck for?

It’s everything you need to go from in your head and stuck to BEING in alignment and creating everything from there.

And that’s all you need to know – you don’t need trumped up bonuses!

And if you’re ready, here I am! Message me and let’s do this – I don’t have a sales page!

And the only scarcity is I’ve DECIDED to get fully booked in the next 3 weeks and when I’m booked I’m booked and then you’ll have to wait 3 months.

And if YOU are stuck trying to write a sales page or a funnel or some such marketing fuckery?

Just ask yourself WHY your soul clients should sign up with your right now and write it to them straight.

Your welcome.